“Très drôle, industrial revolution. We really love the stunning advancements in lung-clogging smog, horrific deaths due to getting run over by monstrous locomotives and getting diced to shreds in industrial factory machinery. We really love that toddlers have to work fourteen hours a day, phallic brick structures belch black smoke into our faces all day and those oh-so-chic neverending torrents of toxic sludge barfing into our waterways. Despite all that, I see that Amazon has a cyber Monday deal for those new fangled pantaloons people are calling the ‘blue jeans’! For that, I will gladly sit in this park to wait for the public steam powered CompaqAUUAUHAHAGHAGAHGAGAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”