“Hey. Wassup smoke. So, I’m willing to accept that you are cryptic and only come around once in a while, but only if we both agree that at some point you open up a bit and tell me more about yourself. Does that sound OK? You can pull your little pranks on me and my camper buddies but just don’t stay so closed off. We’re all interested in you, and want to get to know you better. You’ll feel much better if you reveal something, too. That’s how friendship works. Its give and take. Last time I opened my heart to somebody they turned out to be a really corny new age mystic all into magnets and crystals and glowing caves of power and stupid shit like that. Just don’t be that, OK? Please? Do we have a dealAUYUUAHHAGHAGGAGGAHGGAHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”