PEPPER SPRAYING COP
“Hermy, has anybody ever asked why somebody can’t conjour up a seat cushion for these communal dining benches? Come to think of it, what about, you know, A FURNACE. Like, I get the whole aesthetic of having some kind of olde timey castle ass training house for our magical bullshit, but this is still, you know, PRESENT DAY, and we were not born in 1371. We are used to air conditioning, walls with a minimum R value of 21 and indoor plumbing. I mean really. Do you know what the privy smells like after the Weasley twins have a go? Its not good. Trust me. Though I am sure the ladies privy gets put through the paces too. If the Weasley family shares more traits than just the ginger hair, then I bet Ginny can pack a wollop in the canAUUAHHAGHAGHHAGGAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

“Hermy, has anybody ever asked why somebody can’t conjour up a seat cushion for these communal dining benches? Come to think of it, what about, you know, A FURNACE. Like, I get the whole aesthetic of having some kind of olde timey castle ass training house for our magical bullshit, but this is still, you know, PRESENT DAY, and we were not born in 1371. We are used to air conditioning, walls with a minimum R value of 21 and indoor plumbing. I mean really. Do you know what the privy smells like after the Weasley twins have a go? Its not good. Trust me. Though I am sure the ladies privy gets put through the paces too. If the Weasley family shares more traits than just the ginger hair, then I bet Ginny can pack a wollop in the canAUUAHHAGHAGHHAGGAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

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