PEPPER SPRAYING COP
“Dude, stop yanking my fucking bridle. I am sad, OK? SAD. Maybe your stupid little kid ass never gets moody because you’re some tween warrior boy with sweet sleeveless leather shirts and stuff, but I do get sad. I’ve been listening to Dashboard Confessional and that one super bummer Springsteen album all day on my iPod and I just wanna sink into the mud and be sad, OK? Can’t I just be sad in mud??? Let goAUUAHHAGHAGAGAGGHHHHHHHHHH”

“Dude, stop yanking my fucking bridle. I am sad, OK? SAD. Maybe your stupid little kid ass never gets moody because you’re some tween warrior boy with sweet sleeveless leather shirts and stuff, but I do get sad. I’ve been listening to Dashboard Confessional and that one super bummer Springsteen album all day on my iPod and I just wanna sink into the mud and be sad, OK? Can’t I just be sad in mud??? Let goAUUAHHAGHAGAGAGGHHHHHHHHHH”

Posted 6 months ago
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    I can’t believe I’m seeing this.
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  4. ablabsolute reblogged this from m4tsumoto and added:
    OH GOD WHY ;____;
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    o’ help me lawd wtrvnlhlnlh
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  7. markers-and-crayons reblogged this from peppersprayingcop and added:
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARTAXX!!...yet lollollollollollol
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    FIGHT THE SADNESS ARTAX
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    It’s been a few days since one of these made me laugh.
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    That’s right, Pike, spray ‘em while they’re down. ‘Tis
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  24. longwindedandtrivial reblogged this from peppersprayingcop and added:
    saddest moments of childhood…now made hilarious.
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