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"Jesus, do you realize how hard it is being in charge of the WHOLE FUCKING SKY? Its rough, man. ROUGH. I got all these assholes praying to me for this or that, I got Osiris crawling up my ass all the time pulling those fucking guilt trips on me because I don’t want to run the family business forever… LAY OFF. Can’t I just take a break for a minute and have a seatAUUUAHAGHAHAGAHAGHGHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Jesus, do you realize how hard it is being in charge of the WHOLE FUCKING SKY? Its rough, man. ROUGH. I got all these assholes praying to me for this or that, I got Osiris crawling up my ass all the time pulling those fucking guilt trips on me because I don’t want to run the family business forever… LAY OFF. Can’t I just take a break for a minute and have a seatAUUUAHAGHAHAGAHAGHGHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Listen, I don’t know anything about no president gettin’ shot, or no depository window, or grassy knoll, or NOTHIN’. I was at the friggin’ Whataburger at the time in question. I was enjoying my burger and some guy in a Tapout shirt came in screamin’ and yellin’ and we actually ended up wrestling a bit. You can ask him about it! He’ll back me upAUUAUUAHGAHAGAHGAHAGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Listen, I don’t know anything about no president gettin’ shot, or no depository window, or grassy knoll, or NOTHIN’. I was at the friggin’ Whataburger at the time in question. I was enjoying my burger and some guy in a Tapout shirt came in screamin’ and yellin’ and we actually ended up wrestling a bit. You can ask him about it! He’ll back me upAUUAUUAHGAHAGAHGAHAGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Where are we moving these pictures to, again? Some keyboardy nerd rock band’s photo shoot. Greaaaaaaatttttttttt. This is gonna be wild. Can’t wait to see these wildmen chug YooHoo and quote Monty Python to each other. Lemme guess, after we set up these background props we have to style their fucking 85 piece drum kit and seven foot tall bank of Oberheim synthesizersAUUUAUUAHHAHAGAHAGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Where are we moving these pictures to, again? Some keyboardy nerd rock band’s photo shoot. Greaaaaaaatttttttttt. This is gonna be wild. Can’t wait to see these wildmen chug YooHoo and quote Monty Python to each other. Lemme guess, after we set up these background props we have to style their fucking 85 piece drum kit and seven foot tall bank of Oberheim synthesizersAUUUAUUAHHAHAGAHAGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Hayyyyy y’all!!! I’m just in my lil’ ol’ kitchen cookin’ up some down home vittles for y’all! Today I got some baby back ribs deep fried then rolled in bacon, dredged through melted butter, rubbed with corn meal then fried again. DEE-LISH! We’re gonna wash it down with a fifty ounce stein of melted rocky road ice cream! Oh hay, mister! You’re spraying military grade pepper spray on my vittles? Fine by me. It don’t irritate my olfactory cus I AM SATAN!!!"

"Hayyyyy y’all!!! I’m just in my lil’ ol’ kitchen cookin’ up some down home vittles for y’all! Today I got some baby back ribs deep fried then rolled in bacon, dredged through melted butter, rubbed with corn meal then fried again. DEE-LISH! We’re gonna wash it down with a fifty ounce stein of melted rocky road ice cream! Oh hay, mister! You’re spraying military grade pepper spray on my vittles? Fine by me. It don’t irritate my olfactory cus I AM SATAN!!!"

"Damn skippy. Sitting is a perfectly peaceful form of activism. What are they gonna do about somebody calmly sitting down to make a pointAUUUAHAHAGHAGHAGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Damn skippy. Sitting is a perfectly peaceful form of activism. What are they gonna do about somebody calmly sitting down to make a pointAUUUAHAHAGHAGHAGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Now see here, Mr. Potter. You’re just a greedy old man is what you are. You’re the 1%. That’s right, I said it, the 1%! If you don’t want to help me out with the Building & Loan then we’re just going to stand around in town square with some signs and laptops. You’ll see! We’ll fix you good! You’re gonna see it all over the evening news, and there’s nothing you can do about itAUUAUHAHHAGHAGAHAGHHHHHHHHHH"

"Now see here, Mr. Potter. You’re just a greedy old man is what you are. You’re the 1%. That’s right, I said it, the 1%! If you don’t want to help me out with the Building & Loan then we’re just going to stand around in town square with some signs and laptops. You’ll see! We’ll fix you good! You’re gonna see it all over the evening news, and there’s nothing you can do about itAUUAUHAHHAGHAGAHAGHHHHHHHHHH"

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“Even if there is only one possible unified theory, it is just a set of rules and equations. What is it that breathes fire into the equations and makes a universe for them to describe? The usual approach of science of constructing a mathematical model cannot answer the questions of why there should be a univAAAUAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

“Even if there is only one possible unified theory, it is just a set of rules and equations. What is it that breathes fire into the equations and makes a universe for them to describe? The usual approach of science of constructing a mathematical model cannot answer the questions of why there should be a univAAAUAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

"This is gonna be the greatest thing ever. People are gonna read all kinds of horse shit into this photo and you know what? We’re just going to laugh and laugh and laugh. ‘Oh why is Paul out of his shoes? Why is George in blue jeans? Why is John in white? Why is that bug halfway up the curb? Fucking idiots. People are so dumbAUUAHAGAHAUAGHAGAHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"This is gonna be the greatest thing ever. People are gonna read all kinds of horse shit into this photo and you know what? We’re just going to laugh and laugh and laugh. ‘Oh why is Paul out of his shoes? Why is George in blue jeans? Why is John in white? Why is that bug halfway up the curb? Fucking idiots. People are so dumbAUUAHAGAHAUAGHAGAHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"OK let’s get some sap green on our two inch brush. Load it up nice and full. Now just give it a little dab into the alizarin crimson and start working it into our little meadow here. Nice and soft, nice and easy. Just start making a little meadow. A happy little place where you might want to sit down with your friendsAAUUAUUAHAHAUUGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"OK let’s get some sap green on our two inch brush. Load it up nice and full. Now just give it a little dab into the alizarin crimson and start working it into our little meadow here. Nice and soft, nice and easy. Just start making a little meadow. A happy little place where you might want to sit down with your friendsAAUUAUUAHAHAUUGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Here at the University Of Austria we like to have beautiful musical times whilst sitting in the park! Sing along, everybody, and let us rejoice in the wonder of some traditional folk songsAUAUAUHAGAHAGAHAGAHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Here at the University Of Austria we like to have beautiful musical times whilst sitting in the park! Sing along, everybody, and let us rejoice in the wonder of some traditional folk songsAUAUAUHAGAHAGAHAGAHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Where the fuck did this Christmas tree ornament come from? I haven’t recognized the holiday since I was a wee child. Wait, who’s reflection is that? Is that Father Christmas come to pay me a visitAAUAUAUUAGAHAGAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Where the fuck did this Christmas tree ornament come from? I haven’t recognized the holiday since I was a wee child. Wait, who’s reflection is that? Is that Father Christmas come to pay me a visitAAUAUAUUAGAHAGAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Finally I get to go outside! Thank god they were able to fashion this plastic bubble suit for me. It almost feels like I’m in a tent. Yep, just walking around in a tent in the park. This rules! Oh, you’re spraying me with something? Cool."

"Finally I get to go outside! Thank god they were able to fashion this plastic bubble suit for me. It almost feels like I’m in a tent. Yep, just walking around in a tent in the park. This rules! Oh, you’re spraying me with something? Cool."

"The chances of me being a victim of police brutality here are so low from a statistical standpoint. There are so many people in this park right now, and I am so blended in that singling me out for a beating or pepper spray would be completely improbableAUUAUHAHGAHAGHAGAHAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"The chances of me being a victim of police brutality here are so low from a statistical standpoint. There are so many people in this park right now, and I am so blended in that singling me out for a beating or pepper spray would be completely improbableAUUAUHAHGAHAGHAGAHAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"