“Google me”

“God. I was just out trying to find a mini mart that was open past 10pm and ran into these friggin’ trigger happy lobsterbacks! Don’t shoot me because I get a hankering for Hostess fruit pies after hours. You know, if Boston wasn’t so stupid about everything shutting down at 10pm this would never be happeningAUUAHHAGGAGGAGAGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

“I got back from the fortune teller and she was talking about how in the future stick men are going to fly around in cardboard boxes and talk through their minds. YEAH RIGHT. That sounds stupid, stupid enough that they’ll never even make a movie about itAUUAHAGAHAGAGAGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHH”

“This corridor is ever so unpleasant. Who could have guessed that the back of a Chipotle would be so dreary and depressing once you get beyond the soda fountain. Oh, wait a minute. Is this where they keep the extra cup lidsAUUAHAGAHAGAGAGAGHAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

“Dude, are you nuts? Larks Tongue in Apsic is a WAY better album than Starless and Bible Black. Get the hell out of here with that nonsense. Starless has that one super dumb violinny song about… huh? That song is about WHAT? Oh. Maybe its not so badAUUAHAGAGAGAGAGHAGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”